Ok, Jon Smeeth…  I am calling you out.  I know who you are.

We obviously did not  raise enough cash to meet your demands, but we want our monkey back.  I for one am sick and tired of looking at that hideous skeleton thing.

Give Munty back now or I come forward with your identification and whereabouts…I mean it!

Ok, this is getting out of control!

Munty has been sighted via these anonymous pictures at yet another trailhead!

Someone has to give us our Munty back!

Recently, I received emails from an anonymous account revealing the current state of our “beloved Munty”.

Jon Smeeth is shown doing gruesome acts of unkindness upon Munty…

He doesn’t seem well…something must be done to return our Munty!

Note the following footage is NOT for the faint of heart, view at your own discretion:

Since we received the gruesome pictures of our poor tied up monkey,  actual information from the monkey nabber has been trickling into the news group loop…. It seems our monkey nabber has a name: Jon Smeeth.  It also seems there is a bit of a clue to where Jon Smeeth could be holding our monkey at…

This was recently received on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 2:34 PM:

Sense nunayou bin coffin up da kash, I put ur stoopid munkee ta werk.
Dare R 2 knew swich baks on da turd plant turnpike. look fer da arnge
tape on da trees. Win ya see it u kan go rite or left. Rite is all
about speed and flo. Be reddy ta klime at da end! Now SHO ME DA MUNEE!

jON

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This was previously received on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:57 am:

Eye hav got ur munkee and now dat ya mension it Eye think Eye weel
hold heem fer ransum. Whuts he wurth too ya??? Eyem theenkin at leest
a feuw hundrid. Eye Knoticed ann evint fund on ur webseyet. Win it
reeches $500.00 bucks Eye’ll giv instrucksions on whut ta doo wid da
muney. Ass long ass nobadee treyes enythin dumm leyek callin da cops.
Eye weel reeturn ur pressiuss munkee.
REEMIMBUR KNO FUNNI STUF! Eye weel sind peekchurs so dat ya kan cee
he is ok

L8r

Apparently our monkey napper means business! :

PLEASE DONATE TO RETURN OUR MONKEY!

Don has reported the Monkey has been kidnapped, and is indeed missing…He has been tied up, taken away, and is being held for ransom.

Does anyone have any information??

Someone has stolen our monkey and replaced him with some funky skeleton.

PLEASE return our monkey!